Quotes Of The Week

Steve Bruce Pie “The only feedback I’ve had off the chairman is him asking me ‘Do you want a pie?’”
Steve Bruce lets us in on the “pie or die” approach at the JJB.

“It was good just to see them train, get a feel of them.”
New Scotland gaffer George Burley shocks the Scotland camp by introducing a session of “touchy-feely” after lunch.

“A spirited performance where we ran out winners by one goat to nil.”
Dagenham & Redbridge website after the game against Wycombe. Looks like Dagenham are trying to start a new fad with some weird countryside football.

“You always lose when your opponents score and you don’t.”
France coach Raymond Domenech demonstrates the wisdom he offers to the French squad.

“I think the haircut helps. Having my hair cut used to help me. I used to feel leaner and sharper. Meaner. So I might shave mine next month.”
Roy Keane puts Craig Gordons miraculous saves against Wigan down to his sharp new shaves.